1. Child molesters like me because “I look like a little girl.” Really. This is a true story. I could give you names if confidentiality weren't an issue. I see this man every day. Chris Hansen should pay me.
2. Trying to sleep while a vacuum is going off next door brings back all my fears of being abducted and probed by aliens.
3. People up north spell cool koo when people down here spell it coo on twitter. I also don't understand why this was in the newspaper.
4. Getting someone else's urine on me is only about the 4th most disgusting thing that can happen to me at work. Feel free to use your imagination on the top three.
5. Age of X is going to be (in falsetto please) AWE-some. And all it took were a couple of bad ass Guthries and for Chamber to have his face blown off again. On a side note, I also find it immensely entertaining that Clay Mann has no idea who Wind Dancer is. I mean, the artist that's pretty much responsible for the New X-men now doesn't know the one girl that started it all. That kind of sums up the existence of the New X-men (and it's fans) nicely I think.
6. I need to start getting into bands that headline, because I am not willing to sit through Hello Goodbye just for 30 minutes of Gold Motel.
7. Dry erase marker is a bitch to get off your skin.
8. Also, saddle shoes people. Saddle shoes. Just like patterned socks, anklets, and grey contacts on brown people, you heard it here first.
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